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Who is Rusty Von Rust?


My name is Dr. Rusty Von Rust. And I love corrosion! What’s not to love? It’s a beautiful, natural process. Just beautiful. All it takes is metal, oxygen, and a little time. With the power of corrosion I can take down whole cities. There are people out there who think they can stop me. It’s pathetic. Coatings? Please. Cathodic Protection?…